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Kristy | 19 | Australia.

Pretty much a super lame person. Plus a dork. and geek. Nerd even.

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  1. poryqon:

    if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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  3. otherwindow:

    otherwindow:

    Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

    "I used the wrong brush"
    “It’s just a doodle”
    “I’m going to burn it”
    “The anatomy isn’t even that great”
    “Leonardo made me do it”

    #'WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

    #'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP' 

    #*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM*

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  7. mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

    mikalopsia:

    paintmeanightmare:

    acidsbeats:

    helenaisis:

    sex-bom-omb:

    afineblasphemy:

    I ship it.

    He’d treat her better than the Joker.

    Perfect

    As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

    (Source: lady--filth)

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  9. moonblossom:

    chenisthebestkitty:

    geekdonnatroy:

    castayel:

    fuchsimeon:

    viperpilot:

    Well, this is embarrassing

    Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

    Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

    ….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

    Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

    That… is EMBARASSING

    the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

    I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

    can someone contact the designer of the porno 

    clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

    It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

    The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

    The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

    What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

    The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

    One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

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  13. bemusedlybespectacled:

    liamgalgey:

    Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

    THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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  15. barackinaroundthechristmastree:

    i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

    (Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

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  20. greek mythology + personality types

    mhythology:

    basically the figure from greek mythology that i think fits in best with each personality type! (find out yours here)

    infp (healer) - cassandra

    enfp (champion) - achilles

    enfj (teacher) - chiron

    infj (counselor) - patroclus

    estj (supervisor) - hephastaeus 

    istj (inspector) - atalanta

    esfj (providor) - zeus

    isfj (protector) - hestia

    estp (promoter) - atë

    istp (crafter) - artemis

    esfp (performer) - apollo

    isfp (composer) - dionysus

    entj (field marshal) - odysseus

    intj (mastermind) - athena

    entp (inventor) - hermes

    intp (architect) - muses

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  22. shewhoneverforgets:

    from young justice 25

    you know, just in case you forgot this happened

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  24. People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

    • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
    • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
    • --
    • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
    • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
    • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
    • Juliet: That was dumb of you
    • --
    • Romeo: We should get married right now
    • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
    • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
    • Juliet: Sure, fine.
    • --
    • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
    • Romeo: Right.
    • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
    • --
    • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
    • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
    • Juliet: For fucks sake.
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