I’m scared of what type of drunk I’m going to be. I won’t find out till I’m like 17 or 18. But my genes have so many possibilities. My boyfriend says I may be the type of drunk that goes around trying to start a fight, which apparently won’t work because I’m ‘cute’. My Friend believes I will be a flirty drunk, telling people I love them and...
IF HARRY POTTER FOUND SEVEN FUCKING HORCRUXES, WE...
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Whenever I log into facebook.
jk rowling and the sims people should team up...
cassetteclark: the sims could live in hogwarts and interact with other students and go to classes and shit and instead of the skills being athletic, logic, gardening etc it could be potions, charms, transfiguration, etc why the fuck hasn’t this happened yet OMFG
Permission to get into Pottermore?
Whenever Eye of the Tiger comes on your ipod..
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2' Hits...
They're so cute!
WHO WAS TROLLING ABOUT THE TIME THAT THE CLUE WAS...
weasley-ismyking: I WILL CUT YOU.
What if there's no clue? what if we have to sleep...
matthewlewiss: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.
ALL THE WIZARDS WHO ARE WAITING FOR POTTERMORE,...
TUMBLR RIGHT NOW.
NO CLUES ON SUNDAYS
Rereading Philosopher's Stone brings on so many...
voldemortoutbitches: Harry visiting Gringotts for the first time. YOU’RE GONNA STEAL A DRAGON AND BREAK INTO A VAULT. Harry meeting Draco YOU’RE GONNA HUG LORD VOLDEMORT First time we see Hogwarts YOU’RE GONNA BURN DOWN The introduction of Snape NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The first time Ron and Hermione meet ….Hehe.
Harry Potter and The Time the Whole Fandom had a...